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Post by vickieling on Nov 28, 2006 11:04:12 GMT 7
ahyan....dun tell me u did it before......
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 29, 2006 9:43:28 GMT 7
ahyan....dun tell me u did it before...... ²» Т Å® !!!
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wengyan
First Year in SinGaLoGY
nice to see u all again..!!
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Post by wengyan on Nov 29, 2006 18:10:31 GMT 7
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 30, 2006 7:42:35 GMT 7
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cindy82
First Year in SinGaLoGY
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 30, 2006 12:26:58 GMT 7
faint...
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Post by joanalooidog on Dec 12, 2006 17:01:04 GMT 7
Dear Ah Lian,
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.
Goo bye.....
Worm regard,
Ah Beng
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wengyan
First Year in SinGaLoGY
nice to see u all again..!!
Posts: 36
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Post by wengyan on Dec 13, 2006 18:38:25 GMT 7
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Post by vickieling on Dec 15, 2006 15:00:50 GMT 7
my fm is the great!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by SeK_KoK on Dec 15, 2006 15:32:07 GMT 7
y suddenly myfm cum out?
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Post by vickieling on Dec 19, 2006 20:03:20 GMT 7
coz ahlian and ah beng always come out in myfm lo
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Post by SeK_KoK on Dec 20, 2006 12:39:51 GMT 7
Wonder bros and sis read this? Story 1 Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh? Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one. Story 2 Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the & accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng. "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"* Story 3 Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Story 4 One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wah low!!!, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
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yennlin
Graduates of SinGaLoGY
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Post by yennlin on Dec 21, 2006 16:18:16 GMT 7
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by SeK_KoK on Dec 22, 2006 16:38:12 GMT 7
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied ...." Your horse phoned!"
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Post by vickieling on Dec 22, 2006 18:32:42 GMT 7
haha...
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Post by vickieling on Dec 22, 2006 20:05:48 GMT 7
INTERVIEW REJECTS
Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
Story II E: Any girl friends? C: No! E: So far chased any before? C: Have, but not successful. E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend? C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue! E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u. C: Why? E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Not quite. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you. C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation? E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
Story IV E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she pretty? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: Yes. E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit! Story V E: Any girlfriends? C: Yes. E: Is she your first lover? C: No. Have a few already. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"! (Job hoper lah!)
Story VI! E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich? C: No. E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.
Story! VII E: Any boyfriends? C: Yes. E: Is he rich ? C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company. E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we! C: But,...... there is no position in his company. E: Then,..... what is your qualification? C: Secretary! E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits. C: But,...... I am not pretty at all. E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
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