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Post by joanalooidog on Sept 25, 2006 14:03:46 GMT 7
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Post by GundamGai on Sept 27, 2006 11:44:36 GMT 7
why i feel like seeing this else where??? haiz... my memories become bad liao
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Post by SeK_KoK on Sept 27, 2006 12:03:12 GMT 7
haha! nice joke! but, i like d coconut name more! remember? "Gu-Gu-Nat (hot)"
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calvin
Graduates of SinGaLoGY
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Post by calvin on Sept 28, 2006 22:38:58 GMT 7
i cannot see it...... .....chinese star...where are u going liao....
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Post by joanalooidog on Oct 12, 2006 10:02:42 GMT 7
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Post by joanalooidog on Oct 13, 2006 14:39:38 GMT 7
Although a bit long, but really enjoy!!! This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channelWhat happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router. In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him? Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b****checker was comforting me with a music tip. Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer? The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! b****checker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives. Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer? Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b****checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time. If whoever studies networking see this.......dam MALU LAH!!!!
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Post by Han on Oct 22, 2006 18:25:56 GMT 7
lol last 1 is nice..
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Post by vickieling on Oct 28, 2006 15:00:50 GMT 7
lucky jwoan explained to me, if not cant understand this joke.....
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Post by GundamGai on Oct 28, 2006 15:12:33 GMT 7
this jokes require basic network knowledge
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Aiolos
Freshie in SinGaLoGY
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Post by Aiolos on Oct 28, 2006 18:50:19 GMT 7
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Post by Han on Oct 28, 2006 22:20:59 GMT 7
saw the last 1 b4 le... quite a funny joke.. lol
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 2, 2006 7:20:34 GMT 7
such some funny jokes! u see? hacker is quite 'wu liao' lah!
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Post by cindy on Nov 3, 2006 15:49:08 GMT 7
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cindy82
First Year in SinGaLoGY
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 8, 2006 7:31:52 GMT 7
(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-sthingy of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name please.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
(6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
(7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
(8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
(10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
(11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 year old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
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Smurf
Captain of SinGaLoGY
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Post by Smurf on Nov 9, 2006 12:23:56 GMT 7
;D ;D ;D
especially like the arab man
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