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Post by joanalooidog on Nov 9, 2006 14:00:52 GMT 7
RAPIST on tv!!!!! dunno which station, but the logo seems like ntv7 one. THink ntv7 steal their logo......
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 10, 2006 9:02:19 GMT 7
wah!!! the reporter told d public 2 catch himself. "2day is my last time announce news, c u in jail by d same time in 2molo ntv7 night news. Thank u!"
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Post by joanalooidog on Nov 10, 2006 13:36:21 GMT 7
The Great hypnotist!!
Edward was a great hypnotist. One day, he went put on a show in a bar. " Ladies and gentleman. I'm a hypnotist, a hypnotize artist. I'm here to show u the art of hypnotism",said Edward. Then he put out an antique pocket watch and showed it to the crowd. "This watch here, has been in my family for 3 generations, a priceless item from my family. And it's going to be my only tools to hypnotize someone. And today, it's going to be a special event. Instead of hypnotizing one of u out there, I'm going to try and hypnotize all of u, so please look at the watch, listen to me carefully, and just relax, ok ?". He swing his watch back and fore and said " u r now relaxed, u r feeling a bit tired, ur eyes are heavy, close ur eyes, relax, ur all are now under my control, u will do as i say, now all of u say aye" and they all replied "AYE". Upon hearing that, he stopped swinging his watch and when he tried to put back his watch, he accidentally drop it and it shattered into hundreds of pieces. "OH SH*T!!" he shouted
After the show, the bar owner spent 2 weeks to clean up the bar.
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cindy82
First Year in SinGaLoGY
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 10, 2006 13:48:51 GMT 7
wah... the cleaner very poor...have to clean all the SH*T
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cindy82
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 13, 2006 7:18:28 GMT 7
.. Hope this can release your stress away. Have a nice day ahead .... One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body. Siew Pau loose in the fight and went back to tell all the paus family; kaya pau, tau SA pau, curry pau, and etc. So together?.. all paus went to find maggi mee for revenge. On the way... they met Spaghetti?... so all pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti can't say a word,Spaghetti then scream... "WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know you all" . Then the siew pau say??.. "HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!" ~o~ if you are not laughing means, you are way too serious ! ;D
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 15, 2006 7:11:19 GMT 7
m i 2 serious?
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cindy82
First Year in SinGaLoGY
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 15, 2006 13:42:31 GMT 7
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cindy82
First Year in SinGaLoGY
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Post by cindy82 on Nov 16, 2006 9:42:18 GMT 7
Subject: Chinese Names
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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Smurf
Captain of SinGaLoGY
come and get me !!!
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Post by Smurf on Nov 21, 2006 19:23:04 GMT 7
;D ;D ;D
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Post by joanalooidog on Nov 23, 2006 11:18:28 GMT 7
A nice excuse for gals during school days, haha..........
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all is piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
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Post by GundamGai on Nov 23, 2006 12:39:05 GMT 7
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Post by vickieling on Nov 23, 2006 19:29:55 GMT 7
..guess the father will get heart attack immediately....
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 24, 2006 15:38:03 GMT 7
if i m her father, i wil punish her not 2 cum back home 4 a week. then, when she is back, tel her 2 'ding2 bo1 lo3, guai3 lau3 lin2' 4 6 days 7 nights & saying 'soli' every milisecond non-stop. if stop 1 time, extract 1 tooth. if all teeth r finish extracted, then 'fry her skin, crash her bone!'. if all skin haf been fried & all bone haf been crashed, then put many many salt on her wound & let her below d sun 4 7x7=49 days. if she is not die yet, put some pepper & chili on her whole body, then throw her beside d road 4 feeding d dogs. HaHaHa... then no1 wil write this kind of letter 2 me anymore. Ha...Ha...Ha... |
Wow! Wat kind of maniac is tat! (i dun even know him! ) if d writer is my daughter, i wil treat her eat 'Teng3 Tiu2 Men1 Ju1 Yuk3' & tel her not 2 do it again.
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wengyan
First Year in SinGaLoGY
nice to see u all again..!!
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Post by wengyan on Nov 24, 2006 23:48:17 GMT 7
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Post by GundamGai on Nov 25, 2006 10:04:05 GMT 7
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