Post by yennlin on Feb 4, 2005 11:08:25 GMT 7
TCustomer: Well, after much consider- ation,
Ive decided to install Love. Can you guide
me though the process?
TS: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?
C: Well, Im not very technical, but I think Im
ready. What do I do first?
TS: The first step is to open your Heart. Have
you located your Heart maam?
C: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while
they are running?
TS: What programs are running?
C: Lets see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running
right now.
TS: No problem. Love will gradually erase
Past/Hurt from your current operating sys-
tem. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. Love will eventually override Low
Self-Esteem with a module of its own called
High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those off
maam?
C: I dont know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?
TS: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times
as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
are completely erased.
C: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
TS: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program. You need to begin
connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
C: Oops! I have an error message. It
says, Error program not run on exter- nal
components. What should I do?
TS: Dont worry, maam. It means that the
Love program is set up to run on Internal
Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply
means you have to Love yourself before you
can Love others.
C: So, what should I do?
TS: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then
click on the following files: Forgive Self;
Realise Your Worth; Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
C: Okay, done.
TS: Now copy them to the My Heart directo-
ry. The system will overwrite any conflict- ing
files and begin patching faulty pro-
gramming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.
C: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new
files! Smile is playing on my monitor, and
Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this nor-
mal?
TS: Sometimes. For others, it takes a while,
but eventually everything gets it at the proper
time. So Love is installed and run- ning. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some
cool modules back to you.
C: I promise to do just that. By the way,
whats your name?
TS: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also
known as the Great Physician, or simply I
AM. Most people feel all they need is an
annual check-up to stay heart-healthy. But
the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily
maintenance schedule for maximum Love
efficiency. =)
>>-GOD BLESSSSS YOU!!-<<
Love the people around you with Genuine
True Love, not because of what they have to
offer you but because of WhO they are....
&
Please, dont take for granted or let the love of
your heart live each day, not knowing how
much she/he matters to you.
If you love that special someone, MAKE THE
EFFORT and TELL THEM YOUR LOVE......
Now... Because, you never know if you'd live
to see the next second unfold in your life.
Take care, friends! =)
Ive decided to install Love. Can you guide
me though the process?
TS: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?
C: Well, Im not very technical, but I think Im
ready. What do I do first?
TS: The first step is to open your Heart. Have
you located your Heart maam?
C: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while
they are running?
TS: What programs are running?
C: Lets see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running
right now.
TS: No problem. Love will gradually erase
Past/Hurt from your current operating sys-
tem. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. Love will eventually override Low
Self-Esteem with a module of its own called
High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those off
maam?
C: I dont know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?
TS: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and
invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times
as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
are completely erased.
C: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
TS: Yes, but remember that you have only the
base program. You need to begin
connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
C: Oops! I have an error message. It
says, Error program not run on exter- nal
components. What should I do?
TS: Dont worry, maam. It means that the
Love program is set up to run on Internal
Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply
means you have to Love yourself before you
can Love others.
C: So, what should I do?
TS: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then
click on the following files: Forgive Self;
Realise Your Worth; Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
C: Okay, done.
TS: Now copy them to the My Heart directo-
ry. The system will overwrite any conflict- ing
files and begin patching faulty pro-
gramming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.
C: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new
files! Smile is playing on my monitor, and
Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this nor-
mal?
TS: Sometimes. For others, it takes a while,
but eventually everything gets it at the proper
time. So Love is installed and run- ning. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is
Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some
cool modules back to you.
C: I promise to do just that. By the way,
whats your name?
TS: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also
known as the Great Physician, or simply I
AM. Most people feel all they need is an
annual check-up to stay heart-healthy. But
the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily
maintenance schedule for maximum Love
efficiency. =)
>>-GOD BLESSSSS YOU!!-<<
Love the people around you with Genuine
True Love, not because of what they have to
offer you but because of WhO they are....
&
Please, dont take for granted or let the love of
your heart live each day, not knowing how
much she/he matters to you.
If you love that special someone, MAKE THE
EFFORT and TELL THEM YOUR LOVE......
Now... Because, you never know if you'd live
to see the next second unfold in your life.
Take care, friends! =)