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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 17, 2006 14:40:14 GMT 7
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) TO : ALL EMPLOYEES
FR : MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through out program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give out employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and out managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to the DIRECTOR OF EXTRA EMPLOYEE PROGRAMMING (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGHT INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) |
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calvin
Graduates of SinGaLoGY
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Post by calvin on Nov 26, 2006 0:06:33 GMT 7
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Post by SeK_KoK on Nov 29, 2006 9:14:51 GMT 7
Technical Support
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Post by joanalooidog on Nov 29, 2006 9:44:03 GMT 7
;D ;D ;D ;D If u were the tech support......probably will
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Post by joanalooidog on Nov 29, 2006 10:03:43 GMT 7
my turn!!! terrible working experience, real life from streamyx!! uploaded.to/?id=d73214Download this sound clip and listen to it carefully. The English pronounciation is bad, so quite tough to get wat they say, especially Mr CHUA.......... Enjoy.
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yennlin
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Post by yennlin on Nov 29, 2006 13:40:43 GMT 7
haa.. d Mr Chua so angry.. quite pity to become customer service
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Post by joanalooidog on Mar 29, 2007 16:09:45 GMT 7
i found this funny. For those who r familiar with Unix :
philosophy of sex - in UNIX command gunzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep
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Post by joanalooidog on Apr 5, 2007 9:12:35 GMT 7
Staff : "Selamat pagi, Telekom. Saya xyz sedia membantu."
User : "Selamat pagi, I want to report a faulty phone line."
Staff : "Can I have the number of that line please?"
User : "Sure... 4012xxxx."
Staff : *Check* *check* "Hmm... The line is a Streamyx line?"
User : "That's right!"
Staff : "Now, in order for us to work on your problem more efficiently, we need your Streamyx login name and password."
User : "Are you sure? Do you really need my password?"
Staff : "Yup, we need your password. We are instructed to request for your password."
User : "Oh well, I hope you won't misuse it."
Staff : "Don't worry, we are not going to misuse it."
User : "Okay, the password is capital t, e, l, e, k, o, m, capital m, a, n, y, a, k, capital b, o, d, o and h."
Staff : "What? You must be joking. Your password is TelekomManyakBodoh?"
User : "Yup, since my friend told me you will ask for it, I changed it just before I call you."
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Post by SeK_KoK on Sept 12, 2007 16:36:06 GMT 7
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Smurf
Captain of SinGaLoGY
come and get me !!!
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Post by Smurf on Sept 16, 2007 18:39:48 GMT 7
lolipop ;D
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